Personal upkeep
Thank you, pair of Clarks, that I wore every day for the last year until they turned into soft, archless slippers. You’ve been replaced by sensible and borderline geriatric Rockports. Also, on the first night wearing them out, I stepped in dog doo.
When I’m lucky enough to have Nicole shave my head at her place of employment, I always enjoy a bit of Clubman Talc from the salon’s 400 year old container. It leaves me smelling like a grandpa. Now I can offer myself this same luxury at home.
I would gladly pay any price for a non-Gillette razor, provided it worked as well if not better than the Mach 3 Turbo. Using stuff from Gillette just seems wrong, for a number of obvious reasons. But they really know what a man needs shave-wise.
I tried out the Preserve® Triple Razor with the hopes of [...]
I was tired of using so many Clorox® wipes to keep my keyboard, mouse and desk relatively germ-free, so I decided to buy the easy on the eyes Anywhere® Hard Surface™(????) daily sanitizing spray. This product is also by our friends at Colorox, so I can continue to support the gentle global behemoth.
I’m very curious. Reverse-spray nozzle!!!!
Since I was accosted by a homeless meth addict yesterday AND Band Of Horses was more southern fried than stoner rock live, I decided to get myself a little treat today.
I purchased nail clippers that CATCH your clippings instead of firing them off randomly onto the bathroom (or office) floor. Gone are the days of [...]
I’m not sad to be finishing the bottle of Twinlab®’s Vita Quick: the liquid vitamin that tastes like if you vomited burnt toast and orange juice. But it was on sale at Rainbow Grocery.
Since you are reading this, you probably have eyes. But do you have an eye doctor? I do, and she is fantastic. Check out her groovy office:
Nothing says “I’m ok with you using that shoehorn-like device to move my eye out of the socket a little so you can inject something into my optic nerve” [...]
Clean & Clear Oil Absorbing Sheets: I love to turn these bad boys transparent!